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Dec. 20th, 2009


[info]cluegirl

Thoughts Contingent on Reader Entitlement; the fandom edition

First, this: George R.R. Martin is not your bitch (Scroll down the page to the first reader letter, and Neil's response. It's ok. I'll wait.)

Now. Let's talk about the Fandom side of Reader Entitlement.

Moreover, the first and biggest defining point of this little thing we call "Fanfiction", that thing we all put in our disclaimers, that thing that keeps our arses out of court for copyright infringement: We are not getting paid for this.

Now let's take that a step further -- that means that you, the reader, ARE NOT PAYING FOR WHAT YOU READ! You are reading stories for free, and expending nothing more than some electricity, the price of your internet connection, and the time it takes you to read it. You are getting the work, worry, and sweat of every fan writer you click on, For Free.

Take a moment to think about that.

The writer, who very likely does NOT have professional aspirations, has written a story that they wanted to write -- or perhaps for a fest, they tried to write something someone else wanted to read, -- and they have shared it with the world. Yes, you've the right to your opinions, and the right to speak your own opinions, (This is, after all, probably the reason why you made and maintain a Blog Of Your Own in the first place, after all.) You are in no way obligated to like the story that's hiding behind any given link you may see on the internet, but neither was the writer obligated to write anything for you that you'd like! If they wrote the story FOR you in the fest, then perhaps there is a shadow of obligation, but people, please -- it's still fucking FREE! It's work for no pay, it took time and attention and care to create, even if the writer's skill was not up to the task, they still bothered to try! They chose to create something instead of sitting back, consuming story after story, and whining that they don't fancy what's on offer.

I mean for Cod's sake, if we buy a book in the store and we don't like it, do we show up at the writer's signing tour or release party to jump into the autograph line and heckle him? (You know, yeah, some folks just might be that kind of spiteful. Those are the ones who make me despair of humanity, and they are sure as FUCK not invited onto the Mothership when the pre-comet-impact evacuation goes down.) No, what NORMAL PEOPLE do, is to tell folks who ask that they did not fancy it. Perhaps they make a blog post to say they did not fancy it, or if they're a professional reviewer, they might tell their readership that they did not fancy it, and why. If the book crosses a line of racism, sexism, or religious offense, then yes we can expect to see the outcry against it happen on a higher profile, and at a greater volume -- up to the assassination call on Salman Rushdie for Satanic Verses.

So what is it that makes us as readers so much more ready to be spiteful about work we DID NOT have to pay for? Other than the fact that we can, and the writer in question is unlikely to have highly paid lawyers who might give us a telling-off for acting like arseholes, I mean? Is the internet really such a contempt-breeding ground that we can't even manage basic respect for effort, and the emotional investment required to create for no pay? Is it really such a hardship to back-click when we find that we don't like what we're reading (For Free,) and just go off to another story (also For Free,) which we might like better without leaving snide public notes for the writer of the first? Is it really such a hardship to express our opinions on these gifts of fiction in our own blogs, rather than showing up at someone else's Open House to complain about the canapes being cold? Is it really so hard to imagine, before we click 'post comment', what we might feel if we were to receive such a comment on our own work under such circumstance, and to temper ourselves accordingly? Is such altruism actually anathema here in Internet-land?

Okay now; there is something to be said for con-crit, yes. There's a bloody LOT to be said for it, because yes, one much make mistakes, and get feedback on those mistakes in order to improve. But there is also a simple fact -- FACT, I say! -- that there is a time, and a place for it, and when one delivers what one intends to be constructive criticism in such a way that it's publicaly humiliating and hurtful to the recipient, then it is no longer in any way constructive! The time for constructive criticism is when it can still be applied to the story in question -- in other words, when you are the beta,-- and if one must offer it retroactively, it really is best to offer it privately to the author, by way of LJ message or e mail. There is less of the author's dignity at stake in such a private approach, and your offering the benefit of your experience is less likely to come across as you being a pedantic arsehole and showing up at a party for the express purpose of pissing in the punch. Because, let's face it, That Person -- the one who busts into a conversation to tell people they're wrong, or to correct someone's grammar, or to criticize their philosophy, -- That Person is never really welcome in that conversation, even when they're Right. And That Person is unlikely to be included in further conversations either, not because they were wrong, so much as because they were just plain Rude.

For Cod's sake, could we please put a little effort into remembering that the writer does not OWE us, the readers, anything more than A Story? And that if we get A Story, there is no contractual obligation under which it will have been written to our tastes, to our preferences, or even to our level of skill or comprehension? That we are getting something for nothing, and in no way does that make the writer Our Bitch?

Common Sense Disclaimer: Yes, this was prompted by Recent Events -- not just one event, either. If you think that I'm talking to you? You might be right, but I am not talking JUST to you, as there was not a single Recent Event that prompted this, but a rising trend thereof, which I have been noticing and finding more and more irksome in the past few months. You may certainly choose to take it personally, but kindly remember that is your choice, and it creates in me no obligation to live up to any delusions of persecution on your part. This is my blog, and as such, it is where my opinions generally do belong.

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Kinky Kristmas Art: Neverending, (Ever Changing) (Fleur/Ginny/Angelina/Luna/Tonks)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ragdoll
From: A Masterful Member!

Title: Neverending, (Ever Changing)
Characters/Pairings: Fleur, Ginny, Angelina, Luna, Tonks.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Oral sex, fingering, strap-ons, spanking, corsets, crossdressing.
Other Warnings: Group sex.
Artist's Notes: You wished for any combination of a number of female characters, so I thought you wouldn't mind an orgy with several of them. All girls are of legal age. I think I managed to include all but one of your kinks. Hope you enjoy. :) Merry Kinky Kristmas!
Art Preview:


Neverending, (Ever Changing) [NWS Art!] )

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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Poinsettias and Leather (Neville/Lavender)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]its_art
From: A Magical Member!

Title: Poinsettias and Leather
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Lavender
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: fluff, boot fetish, mild D/s
Other Warnings: none, really
Word Count: ~1800
Summary/Description: Lavender saves her best Christmas present to Neville for last.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, Mystery Deviant! I think I’ve included everything you wanted and left out everything you didn’t. I hope the fluff-to-kink ratio works for you!

Poinsettias and Leather )

[info]cluegirl

Witnessing the dawn.



One 12 inch candle. 15+ hours. Still stubbornly burning away, as the sun climbs the sky. It's overcast today (Snowpocalypse a bit farther south of us, but we're under grey woolen skies all the same,) so we haven't got the first pointing finger of gold, but you know what? I'm not in Avebury either, so the effect would be wasted on me here. Especially since fatigue poisons and Top Gear irreverence have done RIGHT away with the proper ritual tone for me at this late date, and it's entirely likely I'd wind up invoking Lord Buggerall again, by accident.

(I hate when that happens.)

(And yes, I know it's not THE Solstice night. I'm just fine with that fact, thanks.)
Goodnight!

[info]cluegirl

And all the little children as round the table goo...

It's 4:00. The Vigil is down to 3. We're watching Top Gear, and rather groaning from the stunning spread we helped to devour earlier.

And we're still watching our FIRST taper of the night slowly burning down. To give you a sense of scale, we lit the candle about 12 hours ago, when the sun went down, and when we bought them this morning, the apiarists told us that each taper might just be good for two hours. More, if they burned in a draughtless room.

Significantly more, I'm thinking.

What's more, if this one taper lasts another three hours, I believe I shall laugh forever.

There shall be photos, once Dominus downloads them from the HappySnap. Which will probably be sometime tomorrow, after we've all slept.

Dec. 19th, 2009


[info]djin7

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

MORE KITTEH SPAM!!

Everyone is posting about their snow. We have none (thank GOD! It's going to be a green Christmas, here! *wooooot*) BUT, we did have one night of snow last weekend.

And you know what that means...MAX'S FIRST SNOW!!

*snicker* He was quite perturbed by how the snowflakes kept evading him, but the ones he managed to catch, he eliminated with extreme prejudice.

It was awesome.

(Dial up users beware)

Max and his first snowfall )

Posted on DW because I can't be arsed to get Semagic. :)

[info]swtalmnd

Beta Help?

Anyone willing to beta a short (4000K) Sirius/Neville fic for me for [info]santas_lap? It's 4th year chan, so not nearly so dirty and wrong as the Snarry.

*makes sad little puppy eyes*

[info]lilithilien

I am just one big ache

I just took on Winsor Pilates for the first time, and I lost. I had no idea I was this out of shape!

Time to flop on the couch and watch the season finale of Beautiful People... yes, again. And you can't tell me they haven't watched AWZ. I swear I heard strains of "Unzertrennlich" playing during the tabletennis rooftop confessional! (Is anybody else watching this show besides [personal profile] omarandjohnny? And if not, then why not?!!! Take Glee, make the musical numbers glitter even more, swap out the moralistic lesson-per-episode with naughty innuendo, slap on an extra heavy coat of campy sparkle, and you've got this show. So much love!)

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Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Last Gift (Harry/Draco)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kabal42
From: A Witty Watcher!

Title: The Last Gift
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Established relationship, BDSM, love and respect.
Other Warnings:
Word Count: 1074
Summary/Description: Harry's Pet has a very special gift for him at Christmas.
Author's Notes: My first attempt at this pairing. I had a lot of fun writing this. Got bunnied by reading the prompt and had to claim it.

The Last Gift )

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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Sweet Release (Draco/Hermione)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ldymusyc
From: A Wondrous Watcher!

Title: Sweet Release
Characters: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: BDSM and Anal
Other Warnings: Light bondage, Anal play, Abduction
Word Count: 2226
Summary/Description: Hermione's being abducted by Draco, but it turns out it was all her idea in the first place
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta [info]khasael

Sweet Release )

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Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Piercing Christmas Eve (Neville/Harry)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]coffee_n_cocoa
From: A Wondrous Watcher!

Title: A Piercing Christmas Eve
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Harry
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s with Neville as Dominant, spanking, wandplay, nipple clamps, sex toys, kissing, object insertion, blindfolds, temperature play, piercing, needleplay, use of 'baby' as endearment, weepy/girly men
Other Warnings: None that I can think of...
Word Count: 1, 948
Summary/Description: Harry's made a mess and must be punished appropriately.
Author's Notes: I really enjoyed writing this and thanks to the mods for letting me submit it late. All mistakes are my own. Happy Holidays!

A Piercing Christmas Eve )

[info]irana

*blink blink*

Um... holy hell.

Someone named piwi-chan asked if they could translate one of my fics into French. Um, I'm not the person who gets requests like that.

Ever.

It's Death's Twilight, one of the first Snape/Bill fics I ever wrote, and incidentally, still one of my favorites. This person has translated Tira's "A Nick In Time" and Rushlights "Rite of Passage".

I am... agog.

Regardless, I gave my permission. I'm looking forward to seeing the finished product.f

Dec. 18th, 2009


[info]djin7

On Reviews, Concrit, feedback or flames, what not to do on the internet

HI.

My post yesterday may have caused some consternation, so I wanted to clarify.

On Reviews, Concrit, feedback or flames, what not to do on the internet )

So that's all for today, kids. There wasn't any real point to this post except to explain yesterday's post and re-iterate once again how much a struggle it can be to exist here, and remain true to your moral and ethical code, and not climb the tree with a fistful.

Posted on DW because I can't be arsed to get Semagic. :)

[info]cluegirl

We twa hae paddled i the bourne and pu'd the gowans fine...

"So why hunt the wren then?" Says Milder to Mulder,
"Why hunt the wren then, if it's such a small thing?"
"It's an old Pagan custom," Says Mulder to Milder,
"And 'Hunting the Sausage' don't have the same ring!"


The Ton Cake is done, glazed, and cooling on the countertop. It weighs roughly as much as Brazil, and smells like Sin-in-a-Bundt-Pan. I cannot wait to cut into it and taste that bad boy. I've made up another batch of candied orange peel, which I will presently put into oatmeal cookies, along with some Ghiradeli dark chocolate chips -- Anybody got a really good oatmeal cookie recipe that'd be a good vehicle for that? I've got nothing that I remember with any particular fondness when it comes to oatmeal cookie recipes, -- and after a trip to market, I'll get a start on the Teriyaki Turkey Meatballs. I'll be leaving the Wassail until tomorrow night, given that it'll be served from the stove.

And along the way, I've been pecking at a fun little Holiday ficlet.
Naughty of me, I know, with Tempus Fugitive languishing away, but I refuse to pretend contrition -- I'm having fun tying fandom cliches into knots on this one, and I mean to carry on enjoying it, thanks. TF will hold for a day or so, at least.

So... What, my Witchkin, are YOUR plans for Solstice this year?

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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Mating Games (Lucius/Narcissa)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ldymusyc
From: A Wonderous Watcher!

Title: Mating Games
Characters/Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Body worship: Mussed hair
Other Warnings: AU, I made her a bit younger.
Word Count: 2907
Summary/Description: From the first time she saw him, Narcissa has had an absolute adoration for Lucius’ hair.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta readers and to my cheerleaders. This was a fun one to write and I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed working on it.

love is a splendid thing )

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Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Running of the Deer (Luna/magical beast)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]pre_raphaelite1
From: A Wonderous Watcher!

Title: The Running of the Deer
Characters/Pairings: Luna/ magical beast
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Bestiality, dub-con, voyeur!paintings, The Carol of the Bells.
Other Warnings: Bloodshed, death of a non-canon magical creature, voyeurism, pagan themes.
Word Count: 1723
Summary/Description: Near Yule, Luna goes investigating the legendary Horned Ones.
Author's Notes: I claim no ownership over either the canon characters/settings or the non-canon mythology in this story

The Running of the Deer )

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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Language of the Wolf (Remus/Severus)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]r_grayjoy
From: A Wondrous Watcher!

Title: Language of the Wolf
Characters/Pairings: Remus/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: dirty talk
Word Count: 1,475
Summary/Description: Remus talks dirty and they both like it!
Author's Notes: many thanks to my beta s and e! Many, many thanks to the mods for having the fest!

Language of the Wolf )

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Kinky Kristmas Fic: Pansy's Twelve Days of Christmas (Pansy/Draco, /Blaise, /Theo)

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thilia
From: A Wondrous Watcher!

Title: Pansy's Twelve Days of Christmas
Characters/Pairings: Pansy and various combinations of her, Draco, Blaise, and Theo. Oh and a little surprise at the end.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: spanking, body modification, breath play, multiple partners, triple penetration, cross-dressing, deep throating, semi-public/public sex, double penetration, shibari (bondage), dub-con, angst, voyeurism, dirty talk (slight), non-con (attempted)
Other Warnings:
Word Count: 3300
Summary/Description: Every Christmas, Pansy helps her boys live out their sexual fantasies; this year, she's been inspired by a theme. She just almost forgot about herself in her plans. Good thing, her best mate hadn't, especially when everything fell apart.
Author's Notes: I tried to get all the kinks/themes you requested in as well as a few more with the concept I came up with for your gift. I hope you enjoy the following piece. Happy Holidays.

Pansy's Twelve Days of Christmas )

[info]ponderosa121

[VID] White Collar - Neal/Peter/Elizabeth - Peroxide Swing

This is not drawing. This is also not laundry. Today was decompression time though, so laundry has been pushed to tomorrow. In the process of compiling this I realised the creative niche that vidding fills for me, which is being able to sort all my squeeful thoughts and say here are all the things I love about ____. With music attached. I always feel slightly weird about vidding since I don't approach it with any intention to learn the finer details of editing or crafting a strong visual narrative, but coming to understand why I vid makes me feel more comfortable sharing what I've made.

I also feel like all the classic and contemporary big band/crooners I've been listening to while working in the lab this semester was just preparing me to fall in love with this show. Also, OT3 much? Purr.

White Collar Vid - Neal/Peter/Elizabeth - Peroxide Swing )

Or right-click and download.

Dec. 17th, 2009


[info]djin7

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

OH HAI THAR.


I'm just popping in, between bouts of visiting and holiday shopping to note the following for anyone who may be new to fandom and really needs to know they're not fooling anybody:


If you wish to comment in the threads of a public post at gift fic fest about something that displeases you, do not do so in whiny, melodramatic way (that puts my 8 year old niece to shame) anonymously.

You think it needs a warning because there's something about it that rubs you the wrong way or otherwise upsets you? Then email the mods and state your case.

If your reaction to the above admonishment and following sage advice makes you defensive, and your response is, "I didn't leave my name/I posted anonymously because I don't want to get wanked/attacked/dogpiled?"

That means that you KNOW IT IS WRONG.

IF YOU TRULY BELIEVED THAT LEAVING A WHINY COMMENT ABOUT *YOUR* FUCKING ISSUES ON SOMEONE ELSE'S STORY (& GIFT) WAS THE PROPER, CORRECT AND PERFECTLY CIVILIZED WAY TO HANDLE IT, YOU WOULD HAVE SIGNED IT WITH YOUR NAME, AND DONE SO PROUDLY.



In other words, we're on to you.
*smirk*

That is all. Carry on.

Posted on DW because I can't be arsed to get Semagic. :)

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